Welcome to Monochromatic Prophets, where we serve only the most basic, yet profound truths. Our prophets are experts in the art of saying less with more.
We offer a range of services:
Multicolor Prophecies - For those who want to see the world in all its colorful glory.
Silence of the Dead - For those who want to learn the art of saying nothing.
Monochromatic Scriptures - Our take on the classics.
Our team consists of:
Our team lead and resident Monochromic Prophet. He can see the world in 256 different shades of grey.
Our resident color expert. He can see the world in a whole new light... of black and white.
Our resident mystic. He can see the world in a world of pure, unadulterated grey.
Want to join our team of Monochromatic Prophets? Apply Now!
We believe that the world is a simple place, and that the truth is always in the grey area.
Less is More, More is Less, More or Less.
Monochromatic Descriptions - We will describe the world in only 5 different shades of grey.
Monochromatic Forecasts - We will predict the future in only 7 different shades of grey.
Monochromatic Reviews - We will review the latest and greatest in only 3 different shades of grey.
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Want to contact us? Contact Us!
123 Grey Street, Greyville, USA
Phone: 1-800-GO-GREY
Email: [info@monochromicprophets.com](mailto:info@monochromicprophets.com)